Headcanon that at some point Lily makes the mistake of going “James be a dear and pass me [insert random household item]” and James turns into a fucking deer and Lily walks out of the house and doesn’t return for about three hours
How to Avoid Feelings: a lesson by Pooh
I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON
Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.
Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts
Okay, I admit to laughing while making this one.
everyone needs Spirit on their blog.
every time someone reblogs this you see that notification in the corner with a tiny galloping spirit so pls keep it up guyz
makin a herd on my blog no shame
sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast
How to break up with someone:
Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now
I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did
I feel you, little duck